Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire makers. Chickens aren't ignorent, but our society pays tire makers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with the chickens."-Ralph Nader
All quotes on Chicken Republik pages are not real. Well, that is to say, some quotes may be taken out of context for saterical purposes, but assume they are not real. Down with the roads, up with the chickens! Thank you, the management.